Thursday, January 18, 2007

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G-Gasm Method: The Ultimate Guide to the G-Spot Orgasm. How to Have a Woman Experience 10, 20 or Even 50 Big O's Per Night.







G-Gasm Method: The Ultimate Guide to the G-Spot Orgasm. How to Have a Woman Experience 10, 20 or Even 50 Big O's Per Night.

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Celebrating Orgasm - DVD







Celebrating Orgasm - DVD

Celebrating Orgasm - DVD


Observe five uniquely different women, ages 26 to 62, practice and achieve the ecstasy of orgasm during private sessions with Betty Dodson. See her create an extraordinary space of trust that enables her to do hands on coaching while each client practices masturbation. As she guides each woman through a step-by-step process, Betty sits alongside supporting her to overcome common inhibitions. See how Betty encourages each client to speak lovingly about the beauty of her vaginal flower. Then watch each woman practice slow penetration, rhythmic squeezing of the PC muscle, rocking the pelvis, breathing aloud, and making sounds of pleasure. Notice how each uses different forms of clitoral stimulation that include fingers and electric vibrators. Hear from the women themselves the dramatic results of their training: increased self-knowledge, heightened self-esteem, and enhanced partnersex. Finally, observe how Betty uses earthy humor and her own personal experience to teach sex.











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The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm - Book







The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm - Book

The Illustrated Guide to Extended Massive Orgasm - Book


Yes, extended massive orgasms can be achieved! In this hands-on guide to doing it right, the authors guarantee that with the right information, everyone can learn how to give and receive remarkable orgasms. This book will convince any couple that it is never too late - or too early - to make each other ecstatic in the bedroom.











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Sunday, December 17, 2006

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Monday, June 05, 2006

Seven Positions of the Perfumed Garden

“Praise be given to God, who has placed man's greatest pleasure in the natural parts of woman, and has destined the natural parts of man to afford the greatest enjoyment to woman”.
So begins the famous treatise, The Perfumed Garden, written by a Sheik from Nefzaoua, a town in sixteenth century Tunis. This text talks about the sexual act, of its importance in human lives and discusses ways to derive maximum pleasure from it.
Here are some of the time-tested coital techniques described by the Sheik for you to explore and discover a better sexual experience.

First Position of the Perfumed Garden

This is a position with the man on top, especially good for well-endowed men. Both partners should focus on the touches of the pelvic area alone. The man braces himself on his hands and grips the bed with his toes, without the knees touching the bed. The woman rises up to meet the thrusts; this position works best if the woman's hips are raised before the man makes an entry.

Second Position of the Perfumed Garden


This also is a position with the man on top, especially suited for men with shorter members. The man is poised on his hands and knees, and the woman needs to lock herself by crossing her ankles over the man's waist, or across his hips. This position gives maximum pleasure to the man, but is slightly discomfiting for the woman. The couple could try raising the woman by placing a few pillows beneath her pelvic region.

Third Position of the Perfumed Garden

A man on top position that should be attempted after prolonged foreplay and stimulation to ensure the woman's arousal as this position requires that the woman be ready to be very deeply entered. The man begins the actual sexual act by kneeling between his partner's legs, and spreading them widely apart by placing one over one of his shoulders and the other over his other arm. This position ensures the best of penetrations.

Fourth Position of the Perfumed Garden

In this position, the woman stretches both her legs vertically against the man's body as he kneels to join her. The man needs to support the woman up so as to gain the best angle of entry. The woman has to lay her calf muscles against her partner's shoulders. This is a slightly strenuous position for the woman, though it enhances her pleasure. A prolonged foreplay for the woman to get the leg and waist in gear by intimately stretching against each other is recommended.

Fifth Position of the Perfumed Garden

In this position, the man and woman lie side by side facing each other in embrace. This is an intimate position which allows lots of kissing and touching during the sexual act. The woman raises her leg to accommodate the man. This is a good position for those keen on simple pleasure devoid of strenuous activity.


Sixth position of the of the Perfumed Garden

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In this position, the woman kneels, and the man enters while kneeling behind her. This leaves his hands free to roam over her body. This position is commonly called the dog-style, and is very pleasurable to the woman, as it gives her a feeling of being possessed. The man may lightly slap his partner's bottom and bite her neck in order to heighten arousal, though this is not part of the original manual. Ensure you have a firm bed before attempting this one, or you may have interruptions..


Seventh Position of the Perfumed Garden


This is a variation of the fourth position. In this one the woman lies on her side, and raises one leg against the man's shoulder to facilitate penetration. This is less strenuous for the woman than the fourth position. This also allows her more access to his body than the fourth position, so she can touch her partner during the act.

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Friday, June 02, 2006

An Exact Map to My G Spot




An Exact Map to My G Spot



Author: Karen Fish



Article:

Here is an exact map to my G spot, precise directions for its
stimulation, and an analysis of the hotly debated topic, "Is the G Spot
a UFO type myth?" Human beings can fly spaceships to the end of the
Universe, communicate with dead people, walk on water and part the Red
Sea, but their scientists have not yet been able to determine whether
female ejaculate from G spot stimulation is G Spot fluid or urine. You
are about to find out the answer to this burning question.



While the world goes into contortions over the newly elected Hamas
Government and the question of whether or not Iran should be allowed to
build nuclear bombs, let us concern ourselves with more practical
matters. In June of 2005 Iran's new hard line President Mahmoud
Ahmadinejad, the son of a blacksmith, defeated former Eeranian President
Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani in a runoff election. Many in the Muslim World
are wondering where George Bush Jr. gets off acting like President
Ahmadinejad's mother.

Others are wondering how a 6'4" man who blew up the World Trade Center,
the Pentagon, and just missed the White House has managed to hide among
Munchkins for 5 years evading capture from the most sophisticated
military in the history of life on Earth, with the capability of
photographing your G spot from mystical satellites orbiting 10,000 miles
above you. And still, the debate rages over whether the female ejaculate
is urine or G Spot fluid. Perhaps a scientist should taste it. G spot
fluid is clear and sweet. It's Tropicana's newest Patent Pending flavor.




The G spot is named after the famous German gynecologist and homophobe
Ernest Grafenberg. Joseph Lieberman is named after Joseph in the Holy
Bible. Joseph's bothers dug a hole in the ground and left him there to
die. Joseph escaped and then became the Prince of Egypt. He was an
excellent dream interpreter and pyramid engineer. When the land of
Israel suffered a drought, Joseph's 12 brothers traveled to Egypt in
search of food. They approached Joseph but no one recognized him. They
said to Joseph, "Please Pharaoh give us some sustenance so that we may
eat." Joseph replied, "You are not worthy of Graffenburg fluid."



Here is the map to my G spot. I am laying on my back. You take your
middle finger and insert it into the exact center of my vagina. Proceed
up the top wall for approximately 2". At this point your finger will
descend into a valley. Keep going and you will leave the valley. Now you
know that the valley is there.

Now back up into the center of the valley. The exact center of the
valley is the G spot. Now you need to know what to do with it.



This part is quite important. My girlfriend Lindsay had an unfortunate
experience. Her boyfriend had found this internet site in his mailbox
where he learned how to stimulate the G spot. He curled his index finger
up and stroked Lindsay's G spot hard. Two blood transfusions later at
the Good Samaritan Hospital Lindsay came out of her coma. If you are not
interested in 4 years of embarrassing litigation, when you insert your
index finger into your girlfriend's hot, wet, (St. Ives Extreme Relief
Intensive Relief Advanced Unscented Hypo-Allergenic Therapy Lotion comes
in handy here if in your excitement at your new trick you forgot to kiss
her and fondle her breasts and lick her clitoris first) vagina, instead
of curling your middle finger up, arch it backwards and use the under
pad of your middle finger to gently caress your girlfriend's G spot in
circular motions, or back and forth, or up and down, as you lick her
clitoris, alternating between fingering her fast until she experiences
her first ever simultaneous vaginal, clitoral, G spot orgasm. You will
know it has happened when the walls of her vagina clench your fingers,
she is squirting tasty water all over your face, the bed is soaking, she
is screaming Jesus' name so loud that the neighbors have called 911 and
you are being escorted from her bedroom with your hands cuffed tightly
behind your back, and your wrists hurt so bad that never again are you
able to pronate through the impact area. If this happens then do what
the Pros do. Supinate.



When you first begin your new trick, your girlfriend may feel the need
to urinate because the Skene's glands that you are caressing, the female
version of the Prostate, are quite close to her bladder. Unless you want
a mouthful of urine, (which many submissive Washington politicians are
willing to trade their votes for) allow your girlfriend to use the
washroom before proceeding further. You don't want her wearing depends
during sexual relations; that's almost as uncomfortable as latex
condoms. Why not don a haz-mat outfit with body armor, a sword and a
shield?



The male penis generally curves upward. God created it this way so that
it would stimulate the woman's G spot during intercourse. This is why in
actuality the ideal length for the male penis is 4 inches.
Unfortunately, in some men the penis curves downwards. This can be
corrected by a minor surgical procedure followed by 6 months of
physiotherapy. The question arises, given the human biology, why do
women prefer Doggy Style? During doggy style the normal man's penis is
stimulating the back wall instead of the front wall. The answer is that
in doggy style the man's penis is simulating the arched middle finger.
It all depends on where you sit. This is Einstein's theory of
relativity. Whether you are a terrorist or a hero depends upon which
side you are on. If you are Jewish living in the land of Canaan during
Jesus' lifetime, then the occupying Roman Empire are your oppressors,
and your resistance fighters are heroes. If on the other hand you are
the occupiers in Samaria today then the Palestinian resistance fighters
are called terrorists. It all depends on your position. Are you the
attacker or the attackee? Have you called Jenny yet?



If you are Jewish and the German people are tossing you into the gas
chambers then Germans are a holes. However if you live in Israel today
and the Germans are referring Iran to the UN Security council then the
German people are your best friend.

Had professor Einstein not been on vacation when Hitler came to power
and not returned, but immigrated to the United States of America, the
children in the United States would all have been white today, and may
God bless you, Coretta Scott King. You may think that the Christian,
Muslim, Jewish beginning of nuclear world war 3 that we are now involved
in is a bad thing, but how many American children knew where Afghanistan
was prior to 911?

It seems that human beings can only form close ties after engaging in
world wars against one another, like 2 heavy weight boxers after a hard
fought match embracing in the center of the ring, their sweat dripping
like someone had just stimulated their prostate gland.



About the author:

Karen Fish is a writer currently living in Los Angeles California.

http://www.thetempleoflove.com The Temple of Love - The World Peace Site


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